Never Scoop It Up Again
Professional pet waste removal so you can enjoy a cleaner yard — without doing the dirty work. Serving Wichita and surrounding areas.
Get Your Instant Quote
Fast, easy, and takes less than a minute.
Simple Process
How It Works.
Four steps between you and a poop-free weekend.
Sign Up Online
Tell us about your yard — dogs, size, frequency. Get your exact price, instantly.
Pick a Schedule
Choose weekly, biweekly, or a one-time cleanup. Subscribe once, your yard stays clean automatically.
We Show Up
Your technician arrives on schedule. You'll get a text before we arrive, every time.
Done — You're Notified
We scoop, haul everything away, and text you when the job is complete.
Always in the Loop
Your Yard Has a Status Updates
You should never have to wonder if we showed up. Every step of your service is communicated, documented, and available in your account. We built Dookie Dispatch to run itself so you don’t have to think about it.
Text Notifications
A text before we arrive. A text when we're done. Every single visit, without fail.
Gate Photos Every Visit
We photograph your gate after closing. A permanent record of every visit, on file for you.
Online Client Portal
Schedule, billing, service history, and communication — all in one place, 24/7.
Automatic Billing
Secure online payments, handled automatically. Nothing to remember, nothing to chase down.
We work around you
Your Yard, Your Rules.
Gate locked?
We coordinate access around your setup — gate codes, combination locks, whatever you have. Just let us know when you sign up.
Dog home?
Totally fine. We ask that dogs are brought inside or secured, and we’ll send a heads-up text before we arrive so you have time to do that.
Not home?
That’s how most of our visits work. We only need yard access — never interior access. Your house stays locked, your yard gets cleaned.
Kids playing outside?
Give us a heads-up through the portal and we’ll coordinate timing or work safely around them. We’re used to real yards with real families.
Bad weather?
We work through most conditions in Wichita. If we need to reschedule, we reach out proactively before your service window — you’ll never be left guessing.
Need to change your schedule?
Log into your client portal anytime and make adjustments. Reschedule, pause, or update your preferences without a phone call.
meet the mascot
It's Our Duty To Pick Up Dookie
Every yard gets the white-glove treatment — or in his case, the brown-paw treatment. Our mascot stands for everything Dookie Dispatch is about: showing up, getting the job done right, and leaving your yard better than we found it.
- On time, every time
- Professional, friendly, and thorough
- Your yard's (and dogs) biggest fan
our customers
What Our Customers Are Saying.
“Seth is consistent, efficient and good at communicating. He continues to improve his systems to keep it professional and simple for the customer. My dogs and I are fans!”
Michelle W.
Wichita, KS
“Dookie Dispatch did a fabulous job! I have a large dog. So easy to sign up! It’s worth every penny! My yard looks amazing and I didn’t have to do a thing.”
Missy W.
Colwich, KS
“Really looked around and got every ‘landmine’ left by my dog. Super professional and responsive. I’d recommend Dookie Dispatch to any dog owner in Wichita.”
Sarah H.
Wichita, KS
Think About It
What Would You Rather Be Doing
Scooping dog waste takes 15–30 minutes every week. That’s roughly 12–24 hours a year spent doing something nobody wants to do.
Dookie Dispatch costs less per visit than most people’s weekly coffee run. For the price of convenience, you get that time back — every single week.
Actually enjoy your yard
Spend time with your family
Sleep in on Saturday
Don't touch dog poop at all
Residential Services
A Plan for Every Dog and Every Yard
Whether you need us every week or just once, we have a service that fits your life.
Most Popular
Weekly Scooping
From $15/visit
Best for families, multi-dog homes, or anyone who wants a consistently clean yard.
Same day, same technician, every week.
Biweekly Scooping
From $32/visit
Great for 1–2 dog households. Not available for 3+ dogs.
Every other week — no commitment beyond that.
One-Time Cleanup
From $50/cleanup
Before a party, moving day, or just a fresh start. No subscription needed.
Book it, we do it, done.
All plans include: text notifications · gate photos · waste haul-away · satisfaction guarantee
Find Your Fit
How Often Should I Scoop?
The right schedule depends on how many dogs you have. Here’s what we recommend — and one important rule for larger households.
1 Dog
Weekly or Biweekly
Both options available. Weekly keeps things consistently clean. Biweekly works well if your dog is smaller or less active.
Weekly
Biweekly
2 Dogs
Weekly or Biweekly
Both options available. We recommend weekly if both dogs are large breeds or spend a lot of time in the yard.
Weekly
Biweekly
3+ Dogs
Weekly Only
Biweekly service is not available for 3 or more dogs. Waste accumulation between visits makes it impractical for your yard and our routes.
Weekly
Biweekly
Pricing
Simple, Honest Pricing.
No complicated contracts. No hidden surprises. Just a cleaner yard.
Most Popular
Weekly
$15 /visit
- Every 7 days
- Gate check included
- Text notifications
- Satisfaction guaranteed
- Free yard sign
Biweekly
$32 /visit
- Every 14 days
- Gate check included
- Text notifications
- Satisfaction guaranteed
- Free yard sign
One-Time
$50 /cleanup
- Single visit
- Gate check included
- Deep cleaning
- Satisfaction guaranteed
- No recurring visits
Commercial
Custom pricing
- Custom schedule
- Volume discounts
- Site inspection
- Service reports
- Dedicated manager
Use code WELCOME25 — 25% off your first month
Starting prices shown. Final pricing varies by number of dogs, yard size, frequency, and selected add-ons. Get your exact quote in 60 seconds →
Extras
Level Up Your Yard
Every recurring plan includes the essentials. These add-ons get you even more out of each visit.
Yard Deodorizer
+$8/visit
Enzyme-based odor treatment applied to the service area after scooping. Breaks down odor at the source — not just a masking spray.
Deck & Patio Blow-Off
+$3/visit
We blow debris off your deck or patio on every visit. Keeps your outdoor entertaining space clean year-round.
Gate Photos
Included
Before-and-after gate photos on every visit, kept on file. Standard with all plans — no request needed, no charge.
Always Included
Waste Haul-Away
Included
We don’t leave waste bags at your property. Everything is removed and hauled off as part of every service.
Always Included
Dumpster Bin Deodorizer
+$3/visit
Heavy-duty deodorizer with liquid waste absorber for commercial or high-volume bins. Controls odors between scheduled pickups.
Yard Tick & Flea Spray
Coming Soon
Pet-safe yard treatment targeting ticks and fleas. Dogs may return to the area immediately after application.
Coming Soon
Commercial Services
We Handle Properties of All Sizes.
Apartment Communities
Keep common areas and dog stations clean for residents and their pets.
HOAs & Neighborhoods
Maintain shared green spaces, walking paths, and community dog areas.
Dog Businesses
Daily or multi-visit service for facilities that need consistent cleanliness.
Dog Parks
Routine cleaning keeps public and private parks sanitary and usable.
- Volume discounts
- On-site inspection
- Dedicated manager
- Custom schedule
- Service reports
- Flexible billing
The Difference
Anyone Can Scoop Poop.
Not Everyone Does It Like This.
Here’s what separates a professional service from a guy with a bag.
Text Before We Arrive
You always know when we’re on the way — no surprises.
Gate Photos Always
Your gate photographed before we open it and after we close it.
We Haul It Away
Every bag leaves with us. Nothing left on your property.
Online Portal
Manage your account, schedule, and billing anytime.
Fully Insured
Every visit, every yard, fully covered.
Free Return Visit
Not satisfied? We’ll come back at no charge within 24 hours. Simple.
Consistent Scheduling
Same day, same time — you can set your watch to it.
Sanitized Equipment
Tools cleaned between every property we visit.
Every item above is standard on every Dookie Dispatch visit — no upgrades needed.
Our Standards
The Best in the Biz - Guaranteed
Every visit follows the same process. We don’t cut corners. We don’t just grab what’s obvious. We clean the whole area, every time.
- Complete yard sweep — not just the obvious spots
- All waste bagged and hauled off your property
- Gate photographed before arrival and after departure
- Text sent before we arrive and when we're done
- Tools sanitized between every property we service
- Pet-safe products and practices on every visit
- Your property treated with full respect, always
- Free return visit if you're ever not satisfied
our customers
Dog Waste Isn't Just Gross. It's a Real Problem
Regular removal protects your family, yard, pets, and community. Here’s what most dog owners don’t realize.
Protects Children
Dog waste carries bacteria and parasites that pose real health risks to kids playing in the yard.
Protects Waterways
Rainwater carries waste bacteria directly into storm drains and local waterways.
Protects Your Pets
Dogs can reinfect themselves through contact with old waste. A clean yard is a healthier yard.
Healthier Lawn
Dog waste is highly acidic. Left sitting, it burns grass and creates dead patches throughout your yard.
Eliminates Bacteria
E. coli, salmonella, and other pathogens persist in soil long after the waste itself is gone.
Better Curb Appeal
A clean yard signals a well-maintained property — whether you’re entertaining or selling.
Reduces Parasites
Hookworms, roundworms, and giardia spread through waste left in your yard.
Enjoy Your Space
You should be able to use your yard without worrying about where you step. That’s the whole point.
good question
So... Where Does All That Dookie Go?
You never have to touch it, see it, or think about it again. Here’s exactly what happens.
Step 01
We Scoop It
Every bit of waste in your yard is collected during a full sweep of the entire service area.
Step 02
We Bag It
Waste is securely double-bagged at your property. Nothing loose, nothing uncovered.
Step 03
We Haul It
The bags leave with us when we go. We remove everything completely from your property.
Step 04
We Properly Dispose It
Waste is disposed of through municipal solid waste systems. Safe, compliant, responsible.
The short version: It leaves with us. You never touch it.
That’s exactly how it should be.
Why Dookie Dispatch
Built for Dog Owners. By Dog Lovers.
Local
A Wichita company serving Wichita families. When you call, you talk to a real person — not a national call center.
Reliable
Same technician, same day, same standard every week. Consistency is how we earn your trust.
Thorough
We don't just grab what's visible. We clean the entire service area on every single visit.
Easy to Manage
Online portal, text notifications, gate photos, automatic billing. Managing your service takes almost zero effort.
Fully Insured
Professional, insured service on every visit. You're covered any time we're on your property.
our customers
We Scoop For Everyone.
Busy Families
Because Saturday mornings weren’t meant for scooping poop. Let the kids use the yard without worrying about what they’re stepping in.
Busy Professionals
Your calendar is already full. Dookie Dispatch runs automatically, on schedule, every week. Zero extra thought required.
Multi-Dog Households
More dogs means more volume. Our pricing and service both account for the extra load.
Seniors
Leave the bending, kneeling, and bag-tying to us. Safe, respectful service every single visit.
Property Managers
Cleaner properties, fewer complaints, happier tenants. Commercial service built for your property’s needs.
HOA's & Communities
Keep shared spaces, dog stations, and common areas clean and usable for every resident.
seasonal services
Year-Round Service in Wichita
Kansas weather changes. Our service doesn’t stop.
Spring
The Great Dookie Reset
Winter accumulation thaws in spring. This is when yards need the most attention — we’ll get things back in order fast.
summer
Keep the Backyard Ready
Cookouts, kids, dogs. Summer yards see everything. Weekly service keeps it usable all season without the stress.
fall
Leaves+Dookie = No Thanks
Fallen leaves make finding waste much harder. Stay on schedule through fall so your yard stays clean as temperatures drop.
winter
Yes, We Still Scoop
Cold weather doesn’t stop your dogs. It doesn’t stop us either. Year-round service means a year-round clean yard.
Referral Program
Know Someone With a Dookie Problem?
Send them our way. They get a deal. You get credit. Everyone’s yard wins.
Step 01
Send Their Name
Have a friend mention your name and phone number when they sign up.
Step 02
They Book a Cleanup
Your friend signs up for any recurring service plan. No hoops, no referral codes — just mention your name.
Step 03
You Both Win
Your friend gets $25 off their first month. You get $25 account credit after their first service completes.
Where we work
Proudly Serving Wichita & Surrounding Communities
Don’t see your neighborhood? Reach out — we may be able to accommodate you.
- Wichita
- Derby
- Haysville
- Valley Center
- Andover
- Goddard
- Park City
- Colwich
zero guesswork
What Happens After You Sign Up?
From clicking “Get My Quote” to a clean yard — here’s exactly what to expect.
Step 01
You Fill Out the Form
Tell us your address, number of dogs, and preferred service frequency. Takes about two minutes.
Step 02
We Confirm Your Spot
We reach out to confirm your first service date and answer any questions you have before we show up.
Step 03
Day-Of Text Alert
On your service day, you’ll get a text before we arrive. No need to be home — just make sure the gate is accessible.
Step 04
Clean Yard. Done.
We scoop, bag, and haul everything away. You get a completion text and a photo of your closed gate. That’s it.
grow with us
We're Building Something in Wichita.
Dookie Dispatch is a locally owned, growing service business. If you’re interested in being part of what we’re building — whether that’s on the ground or as a partner — we’d love to hear from you.
Join the Team
Work That Gets You Outside
We’re always looking for dependable, hardworking people who take pride in doing a job right. Flexible hours, outdoor work, and a company that treats you like a person — not a number.
Partner / Invest
Interested in the Business?
Pet waste removal is a recession-resistant, recurring-revenue service business with room to grow. If you’re interested in exploring a partnership or investment conversation, reach out directly.
faq
Questions?
We Have Answers.
Do I need to be home?
No. We only need access to your yard. You’ll get a text before we arrive and again when we’re done.
Do you need to come inside?
What if my dog is outside when you arrive?
Do you scoop the entire yard?
What happens to the waste?
What if it rains or weather is bad?
Can I cancel or pause my service?
Are you insured?
What areas do you serve?
What's included in every visit?
Do you service multi-dog homes?
How do I manage my account?
Ready to get started?
Your Yard Called.
It Wants You Back.
Stop spending your weekends on cleanup. Let Dookie Dispatch handle the dirty work — reliably, professionally, and on your schedule.
Weekly · Biweekly · One-Time · Commercial